I think this is probably the start of a pretty stellar advertising career.
I’ve been working two jobs lately, so I’ve only had time for work doodles. Still, thought I’d share ‘em. They seem to be largely work-oriented in content. Yup.
Whenever I try to draw a real person, they just end up looking like Jewish Dragon Ball Z characters.
Bicycle Hitler. Anyone who lives on the Drive knows who this is. Don’t lie. Coming to a three panel comic near you.
PART 3. A song of mine, from which the previously posted comic was based on. Get it?!? Multimedia. And now it’s a trilogy or a triptych or whatever. Someone give me a grant, already.
PART 2 (You’ll probably want to start with part one, unless you’re into non-linear storytelling, in which case you can just eat a dick.)
PART 1. A comic that I drew for a zine fair in Toronto a few years back. Drawn in 48 hours. Sold zero copies, although I traded one copy for a zine that appeared to be a collection of psychedelic drawings of wolf penises.
What I did during my graduate degree.
Thoughts.
Instead of birthday cards, from now on I’m just going to send a memo that reads “Dear x, y number of years ago you broke some poor woman’s principle sex parts. After this, you set about damaging the majority of her secondary sex parts. For this behavior you seem to think that you deserve some recognition. In reality, your mother probably deserves some form of re-compensation, you horrible bastard. All the best, Christopher.”
